{"id":1078,"date":"2015-12-01T10:55:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T15:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2015-12-01T10:55:47","modified_gmt":"2015-12-01T15:55:47","slug":"on-the-days-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/01\/on-the-days-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"On the days before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Christmas<\/a><\/p>\n

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Since the holiday season is now upon us I thought a nice little ditty (song) would be nice. So here it is and it is based on The Twelve days of Christmas<\/a> song. I hope you enjoy it!<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Twenty Five Days before Christmas<\/h1>\n

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On the 25th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love said to me,<\/span><\/p>\n

Will put up the lights on the outside of house for me?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 24th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me to<\/span><\/p>\n

Put up the fake artificial Christmas tree.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 23rd<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love mentioned to me<\/span><\/p>\n

To remember to buy her a wreath for the front door to go along with the Christmas tree.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 22nd<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me<\/span><\/p>\n

To go mail the Christmas cards by the tree.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 21st<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love asked me,<\/span><\/p>\n

To call all our friends to invite them to our Christmas Eve party.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 20th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love asked me<\/span><\/p>\n

When will you throw out that old set of lights?<\/span><\/p>\n

And buy a new one with LEDs for the old tangled set is a sight.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 19th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love said to me,<\/span><\/p>\n

Where are my tree ornaments?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 18th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me<\/span><\/p>\n

To go buy logs for the Yuletide Fire.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 17th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love mentioned to me<\/span><\/p>\n

That I needed to go buy some more Christmas cards.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 16th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love asked me<\/span><\/p>\n

What kind of present would she find under the tree?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 15th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love said to me,<\/span><\/p>\n

Where the hell is is my Christmas dress?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 14th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me<\/span><\/p>\n

To go out with her to buy a Christmas tree!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 13th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love yelled at me<\/span><\/p>\n

Get that old ratty artificial Christmas tree out of the house!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 12th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love mentioned to me<\/span><\/p>\n

That she wanted an expensive Christmas present this year or that would be the end of me!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 11th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me<\/span><\/p>\n

Her Mother would be staying with us this Christmas.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 10th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love demanded of me<\/span><\/p>\n

That I cleanup my man cave before her Mother arrives.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 9th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love asked me<\/span><\/p>\n

If I had bought any presents for her Mother to put under the tree?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 8th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love yelled at me<\/span><\/p>\n

You cheap SOB, where are all the presents that you should have bought by now!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 7th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love said to me,<\/span><\/p>\n

Why don\u2019t you go buy a new car to pick up my Mother in, instead of that piece of junk we have now?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 6th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love threw at me<\/span><\/p>\n

A very big glass vase because I hadn\u2019t bought any flowers for her from me.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 5th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love told me<\/span><\/p>\n

Get this house cleaned up, you stupid old SOB!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 4th<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love pointed out to me<\/span><\/p>\n

That the house was still not up to her standards of cleanliness.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 3rd<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love yelled at me<\/span><\/p>\n

Where in the hell is the Christmas goose that I told you to go pickup?<\/span><\/p>\n

On the 2nd<\/sup> day before Christmas my true love demanded of me<\/span><\/p>\n

That I go with her to pickup her Mother at the airport.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the day before Christmas I told both my ex-true love and her Mother<\/span><\/p>\n

To go to hell you both are crazy and you both are lazy!<\/span><\/p>\n

On the day of Christmas I had peace and contentment without my ex-true love.<\/span><\/p>\n

That I enjoyed with much glee!<\/span><\/p>\n

So a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah and Seasons Greetings to all.<\/span><\/p>\n

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That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike<\/span><\/p>\n

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