{"id":1120,"date":"2015-12-22T14:48:32","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T19:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2015-12-22T16:14:20","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T21:14:20","slug":"santa-klutz-is-coming-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/22\/santa-klutz-is-coming-to-town\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Klutz is Coming to Town"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It is a very short number of days till Christmas so I thought I would write a nice little song for you to sing, hopefully with much glee! I am using the song \u201cSanta Claus is Coming to Town<\/a>\u201d as my starting point for my parity version. It is based on Santa\u2019s well meaning cousin, who is called Santa Klutz. He happens to be the nicest klutz you ever could meet. But remember he could end up standing on your feet! So here is my song to a man we all dread and wish to be elsewhere when he is not in bed.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Santa Klutz is Coming to Town<\/span><\/h3>\n

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You better watch out<\/span><\/p>\n

You better go hide<\/span><\/p>\n

Better to duck<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m telling you why<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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He\u2019s making a crash landing<\/span><\/p>\n

And he\u2019s not checking twice if you are naughty or nice; he too busy not crashing into mice<\/span><\/p>\n

Gonna find out Who\u2019s in the know or gonna get pushed into the snow<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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He does not see you when you are leaping out of the way<\/span><\/p>\n

He does not know when you have to escape his escapade<\/span><\/p>\n

He does not know if you\u2019ve been hit<\/span><\/p>\n

So be fast for safety\u2019s sake!<\/span><\/p>\n

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O! You better watch out!<\/span><\/p>\n

You better not slip<\/span><\/p>\n

Better to run, than stand in the way<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m telling you why, so you won\u2019t cry<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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So everybody hide or he will run down your hide!<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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So run, run, run and hide!<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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Because he is such a putz!<\/span><\/p>\n

And rather a big klutz<\/span><\/p>\n

We named him Santa Klutz!<\/span><\/p>\n

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So you better go hide<\/span><\/p>\n

You better go run<\/span><\/p>\n

Because if he hits you<\/span><\/p>\n

You won\u2019t have any more fun!<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Klutz is coming to town<\/span><\/p>\n

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And now it is time to go find a nice cozy spot<\/span><\/p>\n

That is safe from Santa Klutz himself<\/span><\/p>\n

Or you will find me under his sled<\/span><\/p>\n

And I even might be in dread.<\/span><\/p>\n

Because Santa Klutz is coming to town!<\/span><\/p>\n

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I hope everyone had fun singing this little ditty. And yes I know it wasn\u2019t very pretty! To all I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. But for now I must bid you ado, for Santa Klutz is coming to town and I have to go hide or I might find myself with a damaged hide!<\/span><\/p>\n

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That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike<\/span><\/p>\n

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