{"id":1762,"date":"2016-12-24T18:00:37","date_gmt":"2016-12-24T23:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2016-12-23T15:51:27","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T20:51:27","slug":"twelve-days-of-chris-christies-rants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/24\/twelve-days-of-chris-christies-rants\/","title":{"rendered":"Twelve days of Chris Christie’s rants"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chris<\/a><\/p>\n

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The following song is based on the \u201cTwelve Days of Christmas<\/a>\u201d I think you will like it; especially if you do not like Governor Chris Christie.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukah to everyone!<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Twelve days of Chris Christie\u2019s Rants<\/h2>\n

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On the first day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

A bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the second day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the third day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the fourth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the fifth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the sixth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the seventh day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the eighth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Eight deer to embarrass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the ninth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking<\/span><\/p>\n

Eight deer to embarrass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the tenth day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard<\/span><\/p>\n

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking<\/span><\/p>\n

Eight deer to embarrass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the eleventh day of Christie\u2019s Christmas rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Eleven band members a piping<\/span><\/p>\n

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard<\/span><\/p>\n

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking<\/span><\/p>\n

Eight deer to embarrass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

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On the twelfth day of Christie\u2019s rants<\/span><\/p>\n

My false governor sent to me:<\/span><\/p>\n

Twelve state politicians to harass me, including Sweeney and Prieto<\/span><\/p>\n

Eleven band members a piping<\/span><\/p>\n

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard<\/span><\/p>\n

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking<\/span><\/p>\n

Eight deer to embarrass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me<\/span><\/p>\n

Six people to harass me<\/span><\/p>\n

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me<\/span><\/p>\n

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog<\/span><\/p>\n

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me<\/span><\/p>\n

Two new tax bills<\/span><\/p>\n

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree<\/span><\/p>\n

That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike<\/span><\/p>\n