{"id":272,"date":"2014-11-03T16:06:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T21:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/?p=272"},"modified":"2014-11-03T19:49:08","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T00:49:08","slug":"oh-can-governor-christie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/03\/oh-can-governor-christie\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh where can our Governor Christie be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>[symple_spacing size=&#8221;80&#8243;]This is a special Pre-election Day blog!<\/h3>\n<h3>I hope you will enjoy it and remember to vote.\u00a0 Plus it wouldn&#8217;t hurt to sing this song to yourself as you vote.\u00a0 Of course don&#8217;t fall down laughing if you do, as that might be embarrassing.<\/h3>\n<h3>The following is song should be song by our legislature when the Governor is on the road.\u00a0 It should be song to the tune of the children&#8217;s song &#8211; &#8220;Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>Oh where, oh where<br \/>\nHas Governor Christie gone?<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nWith his waist so small<br \/>\nAnd his mouth so smart<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nI think he went down<br \/>\nTo campaign for a candidate<br \/>\nTo see what he could be<br \/>\nAnd in his mouth<br \/>\nWas a remark so bright and cheerful is he<br \/>\nI wonder what he could say to you and me<\/h3>\n<h3>Oh where, oh where<br \/>\nHas Governor Christie gone?<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nWith his waist so small<br \/>\nAnd his mouth so smart<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nI last saw him on the campaign trail<br \/>\nTalking up his candidate<br \/>\nBut I just can&#8217;t see him there anymore<br \/>\nHe just can&#8217;t seem to be found<br \/>\nPerhaps Lt Governor Guadagno over there will know<br \/>\nShe may have heard him call her<br \/>\nWho knows where he is<br \/>\nHe might have decided to go campaign for President<br \/>\nBut we the legislature have to find him, we have to try<\/h3>\n<h3>Oh where, oh where<br \/>\nHas Governor Christie gone?<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nWith his waist so small<br \/>\nAnd his mouth so smart<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<\/h3>\n<h3>Maybe I should add the following chorus for the Democrats-<\/h3>\n<h3>Oh where, oh where<br \/>\nHas that smart ass Christie gone?<br \/>\nOh who the hell cares.. where he be?<br \/>\nWith his waist so small<br \/>\nAnd his mouth so smart<br \/>\nOh just stay the hell away from me!<\/h3>\n<h3>As for the Republicans-<\/h3>\n<h3>Oh where, oh where<br \/>\nHas Christie gone, our Presidential candidate he be!<br \/>\nOh where, oh where can he be?<br \/>\nWith his figure so small<br \/>\nAnd his brain so smart<br \/>\nOh where, oh where is he?<\/h3>\n<h3>My deepest apologizes to to all those children who love this song.\u00a0 Also, to our esteemed Governor Chris Christie and of course both political parties.<\/h3>\n<h3>So, I never said that I could write songs.\u00a0 Can you do better or are you on the floor laughing your head off?\u00a0 My dog likes it and I like it, so you might like it.\u00a0 I hope!<\/h3>\n<h3>OK, enough fun and games just go out there\u00a0 and vote.\u00a0 Be you a Democrat or Republican or maybe even an independent your vote does count.<\/h3>\n<h3>And to anyone who tells who wrote this song.. I know nothing and I see nothing.\u00a0 After all who said I could write a song.<\/h3>\n<h3>PS My dog made me write it.\u00a0 And if you believe that then I have a bridge over the Raritan River I can sell you!<\/h3>\n<h5>That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike<\/h5>\n<div class=\"bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0\" ><script async defer src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/js\/pinit.js\"><\/script>\n<a data-pin-do=\"embedBoard\" data-pin-board-width=\"150\" data-pin-scale-height=\"60\" data-pin-scale-width=\"800\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/mkendallpk\/stuff-for-sale\/\"><\/a>\n\n<\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\nmargin: 5px; padding: 0px;\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.bxadj6ab383a3bc6d0 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[symple_spacing size=&#8221;80&#8243;]This is a special Pre-election Day blog! I hope you will enjoy it and remember to vote.\u00a0 Plus it wouldn&#8217;t hurt to sing this song to yourself as you vote.\u00a0 Of course don&#8217;t fall down laughing if you do, as that might be embarrassing. The following is song should be song by our legislature &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/03\/oh-can-governor-christie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh where can our Governor Christie be?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,41],"tags":[42],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-jersey","category-special-edition","tag-chris-christie"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.musingsbymichael.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}