Covid19 Hell Song

Angel of Death

Since today is Christmas and we are in the middle of a Covid19 pandemic. I thought a little song might cheer everyone up.

Well maybe not this song, but take a look and don’t run in fear because Covid19 is here!

For those who want something more cheerful, I recommend this- Twas the Nite before Christmas.

                Covid Hell

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the paperwork
In a one-person gurney
Through the hospital halls we go
Laughing all the way

Covid19 shots on nurse’s tray ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A frightening song tonight

[Chorus]
Covid’s here, all must fear
Sickness all the way
Oh, what fun it is to die
In a one-person gurney, oy vey
Covid’s here, all must fear
Death is on it’s way
Oh, what fun it is try to breathe

In a one-person gurney

[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride

And soon, Covid19
Was seated by my side
The medic was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed my lot
He gave me a shot
And then I thought I would be forgot

[Chorus]
Covid’s here, all must fear
Sickness all the way
Oh, what fun it is to die
In a one-person gurney, oy vey
Covid’s here, all must fear
Death is on it’s way
Oh, what fun it is try to breathe

In a one-person gurney

[Verse 3]
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell

Into delusions I went
And in my confusion

A doctor went by me on his hospital round journey
Me in my one-person gurney
I woke-up from Covid19 sleep and could not say ‘peep!’
The doctor yelled ‘Nurse intubate this person!’

And went on his merry way

[Chorus]
Covid’s here, all must fear
Sickness all the way
Oh, what fun it is to die
In a one-person gurney, oy vey
Covid’s here, all must fear
Death is on it’s way
Oh, what fun it is try to breathe

In a one-person gurney

[Verse 4]
Now my surroundings are bright white
Will I die this night
And who will sing this song when I am gone?
Just don’t get Covid19
Wearing a mask is your motive
Save your life by being focused
And keep your social distance

To stay in this existence

[Chorus]
Covid’s here, all must fear
Sickness all the way
Oh, what fun it is to die
In a one-person gurney, oy vey
Covid’s here, all must fear
Death is on it’s way
Oh, what fun it is try to breathe

In a one-person gurney

 

Wishing all a happy holidays!

That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike

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