It is a very short number of days till Christmas so I thought I would write a nice little song for you to sing, hopefully with much glee! I am using the song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” as my starting point for my parity version. It is based on Santa’s well meaning cousin, who is called Santa Klutz. He happens to be the nicest klutz you ever could meet. But remember he could end up standing on your feet! So here is my song to a man we all dread and wish to be elsewhere when he is not in bed.
Santa Klutz is Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better go hide
Better to duck
I’m telling you why
Santa Klutz is coming to town
Santa Klutz is coming to town
He’s making a crash landing
And he’s not checking twice if you are naughty or nice; he too busy not crashing into mice
Gonna find out Who’s in the know or gonna get pushed into the snow
Santa Klutz is coming to town
He does not see you when you are leaping out of the way
He does not know when you have to escape his escapade
He does not know if you’ve been hit
So be fast for safety’s sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not slip
Better to run, than stand in the way
I’m telling you why, so you won’t cry
Santa Klutz is coming to town
So everybody hide or he will run down your hide!
Santa Klutz is coming to town
Santa Klutz is coming to town
So run, run, run and hide!
Santa Klutz is coming to town
Santa Klutz is coming to town
Because he is such a putz!
And rather a big klutz
We named him Santa Klutz!
So you better go hide
You better go run
Because if he hits you
You won’t have any more fun!
Santa Klutz is coming to town
Santa Klutz is coming to town
And now it is time to go find a nice cozy spot
That is safe from Santa Klutz himself
Or you will find me under his sled
And I even might be in dread.
Because Santa Klutz is coming to town!
I hope everyone had fun singing this little ditty. And yes I know it wasn’t very pretty! To all I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. But for now I must bid you ado, for Santa Klutz is coming to town and I have to go hide or I might find myself with a damaged hide!
That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike
