Twas the Month before Christmas
By Jumpin Jersey Mike Copyrite Dec 2024
Twas the month before Christmas and all through the workshop could be heard kerplop, kerplop as toys for good little girls and boys fell to the floor. This Santa heard as he went into shop though his office door.
“Why, oh why did those toys fall to the floor?” Said Santa. The head elf answered “Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has been trying to help out and having no hands. Does create too much of a demand.”
“Too much of a demand?” “Yes, Santa with only hooves and no hands he uses his bright red nose to move the toys as he counts them. And many fall to the floor kerplop.” With that Santa said to Rudolf, “As of today you will be more of an advantage as the team leader of my sleigh. Than a helper in this workshop this day. So there will be no more toys going kerplop, kerplop onto the floor.”
“Yes, Santa,” said Rudolf with a shake of the tail and his nose brightly glowing red. With a sigh and a almost silent belly laugh Santa turned and said, “Good elf assign Murray the Younger to do this job instead, so I may go to bed without any worries going through my head.”
“As you wish Santa.” The head elf said. And with a slight turn of his head he put two fingers into his mouth to whistle for Murray the Elder to come hither. “Please get your son so Santa’s will can be done.” “Yes sir!” Said the old elf and no more did toys for good little girls and boys fall from any shelf. No kerplop, kerplop was now heard throughout the shop.
So listen and learn that having no hands does create some demands. But, so never ever be so stubborn to think that you can not be of use. Do not be a silly goose. Just find something else where you will be of some use!
A Merry Christmas to all!
That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike
