[symple_spacing size=”80″]This is a special Pre-election Day blog!

I hope you will enjoy it and remember to vote.  Plus it wouldn’t hurt to sing this song to yourself as you vote.  Of course don’t fall down laughing if you do, as that might be embarrassing.

The following is song should be song by our legislature when the Governor is on the road.  It should be song to the tune of the children’s song – “Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?”

Oh where, oh where
Has Governor Christie gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his waist so small
And his mouth so smart
Oh where, oh where can he be?
I think he went down
To campaign for a candidate
To see what he could be
And in his mouth
Was a remark so bright and cheerful is he
I wonder what he could say to you and me

Oh where, oh where
Has Governor Christie gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his waist so small
And his mouth so smart
Oh where, oh where can he be?
I last saw him on the campaign trail
Talking up his candidate
But I just can’t see him there anymore
He just can’t seem to be found
Perhaps Lt Governor Guadagno over there will know
She may have heard him call her
Who knows where he is
He might have decided to go campaign for President
But we the legislature have to find him, we have to try

Oh where, oh where
Has Governor Christie gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his waist so small
And his mouth so smart
Oh where, oh where can he be?

Maybe I should add the following chorus for the Democrats-

Oh where, oh where
Has that smart ass Christie gone?
Oh who the hell cares.. where he be?
With his waist so small
And his mouth so smart
Oh just stay the hell away from me!

As for the Republicans-

Oh where, oh where
Has Christie gone, our Presidential candidate he be!
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his figure so small
And his brain so smart
Oh where, oh where is he?

My deepest apologizes to to all those children who love this song.  Also, to our esteemed Governor Chris Christie and of course both political parties.

So, I never said that I could write songs.  Can you do better or are you on the floor laughing your head off?  My dog likes it and I like it, so you might like it.  I hope!

OK, enough fun and games just go out there  and vote.  Be you a Democrat or Republican or maybe even an independent your vote does count.

And to anyone who tells who wrote this song.. I know nothing and I see nothing.  After all who said I could write a song.

PS My dog made me write it.  And if you believe that then I have a bridge over the Raritan River I can sell you!

That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike