Twelve days of Chris Christie’s rants

Chris Christie ranting

 

The following song is based on the “Twelve Days of Christmas” I think you will like it; especially if you do not like Governor Chris Christie.

 

A very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukah to everyone!

The Twelve days of Chris Christie’s Rants

 

On the first day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

A bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the second day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the third day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the fourth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the fifth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the sixth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the seventh day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the eighth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Eight deer to embarrass me

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the ninth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking

Eight deer to embarrass me

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the tenth day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking

Eight deer to embarrass me

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the eleventh day of Christie’s Christmas rants

My false governor sent to me:

Eleven band members a piping

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking

Eight deer to embarrass me

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

 

On the twelfth day of Christie’s rants

My false governor sent to me:

Twelve state politicians to harass me, including Sweeney and Prieto

Eleven band members a piping

Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard

Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking

Eight deer to embarrass me

Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me

Six people to harass me

Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me

Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog

Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me

Two new tax bills

and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree

That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike

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