The following song is based on the “Twelve Days of Christmas” I think you will like it; especially if you do not like Governor Chris Christie.
A very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukah to everyone!
The Twelve days of Chris Christie’s Rants
On the first day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
A bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the second day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the third day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Eight deer to embarrass me
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking
Eight deer to embarrass me
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard
Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking
Eight deer to embarrass me
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christie’s Christmas rants
My false governor sent to me:
Eleven band members a piping
Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard
Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking
Eight deer to embarrass me
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christie’s rants
My false governor sent to me:
Twelve state politicians to harass me, including Sweeney and Prieto
Eleven band members a piping
Ten lawyers to sue me for harboring a health hazard
Nine Dalmatians dogs a barking
Eight deer to embarrass me
Seven Canadian geese to live in my bog, oh why oh why me
Six people to harass me
Five state tax collectors to collect taxes owed by me
Four state DEP inspectors to tell me that I had to make a bog
Three New Jersey State Troopers to arrest me, for why search me
Two new tax bills
and a bill for getting a Partridge out of a dammed Pear Tree
That is my opinion- Jumpin Jersey Mike